Marcus Mari-OH-NO & The Cardiac Kids

After a brief hiatus, John and The Captain return to the microphones to break down the Broncos' heart-stopping 27-26 victory over the Commanders. The guys debate the correct pronunciation of Marcus Mariota’s name (and why it matters), discuss the razor-thin margin between skepticism and delusion in the fanbase, and look ahead to a crucial divisional clash against the Raiders. It’s a celebration of a 10-win season that somehow still feels terrifying every single week.

  1. The Commanders Recap: Analyzing the "suck, suck, brilliant" offensive strategy and a defense that made Marcus Mariota look like Patrick Mahomes.

  2. The Name Game: A heated debate on why broadcasters (and Scott) can't seem to pronounce "Mariota" or "Bijan" correctly.

  3. Skeptics vs. Believers: Scott doubles down on his distrust of Sean Payton and Vance Joseph, while John argues that 10-2 is 10-2, regardless of how ugly it looks.

  4. Raiders Preview: Looking ahead to Thursday Night Football and why the Raiders are a trap game waiting to happen.

  5. Nostalgia Trip: Trail Dust Steakhouses, cut ties, and the evolution of Mile High Stadium names.

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